Just who is this Mr. Hoo?
Mr. Hoo is not an aviator nor an astronaut. He is neither ambidextrous nor anectdotal.
He is not a beagle nor a bridge jumper. He is neither beige nor belligerent.
He is not a caveman nor a calligrapher. He is neither claustrophobic nor cantankerous.
He is not a diva nor a debutante. He is neither distorted nor delirious.
He is not an emperor nor an entomologist. He is neither exclusive nor epic.
He is not a florist nor a flautist. He is neither fastidious nor feral.
More letters coming soon!
(But in case you were wondering, his real name is Jeff Inlay, and he's a full time musician and music educator. If you want to bring him to your school, or take guitar or ukulele lessons, check out his website.)